Hold My Horses-Chris Bower

May 22

Final Weekend of Mascot/ Bear Suit Karaoke at Beauty Bar

MASCOT CLOSES THIS WEEKEND - Get Your Tickets Now

Ah, procrastination.  We’ve all done it, we’ll all do it again.  I’ve
been putting off writing this e-mail just to prove this point, and
not because I’ve spent all morning reading about literary hoaxes,
which I have been doing but that’s just a lovely coincidence.  But
now, friends, now there are only 3 more chances to catch this
critically acclaimed production featuring high school football,
editorial cats, powder blue bears, blackmail, disguises, Jimbo
Covert, whiteboard madness, and love.  But mostly love.

Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 PM
Sundays at 3 PM

Purchase Tickets for Mascot -
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Make Reservations - foundobjectstheatrechicago@gmail.com

NEW TRAILER - Now with more unsupervised children -
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MORE CRITICAL PRAISE

Alex Huntsberger at Centerstage Chicago gave the show a glowing
review, and we are appreciative of it.  So just to recap:

“A wonderful show…Unlike the many shows that employ vast resources
but still fail to create a meaningful reality for audiences to lose
themselves in, “Mascot” creates the world of Mt. Sudden (sic) with
nothing more than a fine attention to detail…The comedy here is
dark, over-the-top, and definitely totally human.”

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http://cts.vresp.com/c/?FoundObjectsTheatreG/293f0f3f25/TEST/5e9b174058 -Alex Huntsberger, Centerstage Chicago -
http://cts.vresp.com/c/?FoundObjectsTheatreG/293f0f3f25/TEST/b9217ff047 , “Must See” Show -
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“…powerful, darkly funny—and ultimately sad…[Kevlyn] Hayes’
clever, graceful staging finds myriad onstage metaphors for the
protagonist’s disintegrating mental state…”

- Jack Helbig, Chicago Reader, Recommended -
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“…Provocatively strange and unsettling…Bower’s deceptively clever
script has a kind of effortlessness…broaches all limits of
acceptable “consumer” taste…A Surrealist Nightmare…Borders on the
verge of sadism…”

-Anthony Mangini, Chicago Critic -
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KARAKOKE IDOL AT BEAUTY BAR

Have you ever wanted to experience David Bowie songs performed by a
man in a ridiculous bear suit don’t answer that because I know the answer is yes.  Well then, Thursday, May 23 at The Beauty Bar will be your chance to see this, almost entirely unbegrudgingly, in action.  Found Objects will be competing against several, non-bearsuit contestants, and we need all the the
support we can get.

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May 17

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Apr 29

A Found Objects Theatre Group Production of:
MASCOT opens this Friday at the Den Theatre (1333 N. Milwaikee)  in Wicker Park.
Performed by Matt Test
Directed by Kevlyn Hayes
Written by Chris Bower
Opens Friday, May 3rd and runs through Sunday May 26th.
Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 PM and Sundays at 3:00 PM
$15 
Tickets can be purchased online at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/353112. Reservations can be made by calling 773.800.9479 or by e-mailing foundobjectstheatrechicago.com.
In Mascot, a man comically estranged from his family has something more important to worry about: a restraining order that keeps him from his son’s high school football games. As he attempts increasingly grandiose and absurd ways to see his son play without being caught, he must confrontthe series of events that led to his banishment. Mascot is a humorous tragedy consumed with rage, blackmail, disguises, wet grass, and whispers.

Poster by Susie Kirkwood  (susiekirkwood.com)

A Found Objects Theatre Group Production of:

MASCOT opens this Friday at the Den Theatre (1333 N. Milwaikee)  in Wicker Park.

Performed by Matt Test

Directed by Kevlyn Hayes

Written by Chris Bower

Opens Friday, May 3rd and runs through Sunday May 26th.

Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 PM and Sundays at 3:00 PM

$15 

Tickets can be purchased online at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/353112. Reservations can be made by calling 773.800.9479 or by e-mailing foundobjectstheatrechicago.com.

In Mascot, a man comically estranged from his family has something more important to worry about: a restraining order that keeps him from his son’s high school football games. As he attempts increasingly grandiose and absurd ways to see his son play without being caught, he must confront
the series of events that led to his banishment. Mascot is a humorous tragedy consumed with rage, blackmail, disguises, wet grass, and whispers.

Poster by Susie Kirkwood  (susiekirkwood.com)

Apr 22

MASCOT FUNDRAISER THIS WED. NIGHT AT 7. COME SUPPORT ORIGINAL THEATER!

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Mt. Sutton Whispers Pep Rally Wednesday, April 24th 7-10 PM At GORILLA TANGO THEATRE

Greetings!

You are cordially invited to the first annual Mt. Sutton High Pep Rally and Fundraiser, benefiting Mt. Sutton High’s own football team, the WhispersLET’S GO WHISPERS! 

Also, because of some complaints raised during the last Student Council meeting, a small portion of the evening’s proceeds will go toward Mt. Sutton High’s student run drama club, Found Objects Theatre Chicago (I’m not sure what Chicago has to do with Mt. Sutton, but YOU KNOW THOSE ARTISTIC TYPES!!!jk:).  And specifically, our play MASCOT, written by Senior Chris Bower, about a lucky Mt. Sutton High student who becomes best friends with Benny the Bull (I think, I haven’t actually read it yet).

BUT I’m IN IT SO YOU SHOUD COME LOLLZ!

Hope to see you there!

Matt Test
Student Council Activities Committee Chair
“I always knew that i would look back on my tears and laugh but i never thought id look back on my laughter and cry.”


What:  First Annual Mt. Sutton Whispers Pep Rally and Fundraiser
When:  Wednesday, April 24th, 7 PM-10 PM
Where:  Gorilla Tango Theatre,
1919 N. Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60647
Price:  $10 Suggested Donation

For Advanced tickets, click the link below


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Can’t Make it?

Still want to donate? All donations will go directly toward FOTG productions and keeping tickets prices low. We are currently working on our 501 3C status, which should be complete very soon.

DONATE by clicking the link below. Any amount would be generous and we will write a thank you note, we promise.

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WHAT IS MASCOT?

“Inspired Dark Comedy” - Chicago Reader
“…Wry, sad, and clever…prompts laughter even in it’s darkest moments” - Gapers Block

whispers2(1) 2 After a successful incubation in the 2011 Rhinoceros Theatre Festival, Found Objects Theatre Group is proud to announce a full run of Mascot, written by Chris Bower, directed by Kevlyn Hayes, and Performed by Matt Test.  A comic tragedy consumed with rage, blackmail, disguises, wet grass, and whispers, Mascot opens Friday, May 3rd and runs until May 26th at the Den Theatre, 1333 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60622.  Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 pm, Sundays at 3pm.  Tickets are $15 and can be purchased in advance on Brown Paper Tickets.


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Apr 08

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Mar 13

South America -

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Mar 11

MASCOT! Returning in May at the Den Theatre.

poster by Susie Kirkwood (susiekirkwood.com)

MASCOT! Returning in May at the Den Theatre.

poster by Susie Kirkwood (susiekirkwood.com)

Mar 08

Mascot to open at the Den Theatre in May

We just signed the lease and the Found Objects Theatre Group is getting ready to open Mascot for a full run of shows in May. Friday-Sunday at the Den Theatre  1333 N. Milwaukee, Chicago

Fri-Sa at 7:30 PM and Sun at 3 PM

$15

MASCOT is:

A man comically estranged from his family has something more important to worry about: a restraining order that keeps him from his son’s high school football games. A tragic sitcom of rage, disguises, wet grass, and whispers.

Performed by Matt Test

Written by Chris Bower

Directed by Kevlyn Hayes

Feb 21

I want to pay your hand with a ring.

Favorite accidental phrase of the school year so far: “He paid my hand” meaning, “he asked for my hand.”

Feb 20

The Ray’s Tap Reading Series presents: Manners Please

“I believe the knowledge of the rules of living in our society makes us more comfortable…[although] some of the rudest and most objectionable people I have ever known have been technically the most correct.”  Amy Vanderbilt 1952

“No Drink, No Piss. And don’t piss on my fucking steps. Go in the alley if you have to go.”  Ray Javers 2007

The Ray’s Tap Reading Series presents “Manners Please: A show about Manners, Etiquette and Politeness and what other words might be out there to describe how we should behave and interact with each other and how we actually do.  Armed with a variety of source materials on the subject, an amazing group of Chicago writers and artists are going to be presenting their thoughts.  
The Ray’s Tap Reading does not respect your time but it only happens twice a year and another thing, you can come and go as you please, and there will be a bar.
Featuring the work of:  Martha Bayne, Brian Nemtusak, Robin Cline, Ian Belknap, Mason Johnson, Dave Synder in tandem with Naomi Washer, Matt Test, Megan Larmer, Daniel Shapiro, Randall Colburn, Margaret Chapman, Chris Schoen and the music of Tijuana Hercules.  The show will also feature some out of town work from Mark Chrisler and Tim Racine. The show is hosted and curated by Chris Bower.
Saturday March 16th at the Prop Thtr (3502 N. Elston) at 9 PM.
The show is 15 dollars or-pay-what-you-can.  All proceeds go to the artists.
The attached poster is by Susie Kirkwood. (susiekirkwood.com) The illustrations that she used to make the poster came from one of the source materials the readers used to make their work.  They are by Joe Eula and his work is pretty cool so check it out and don’t sue us.image